with a photo of a bloody bathtub and placed it on the box. This wood TD delivered was being used to frame up some sidewalks and foundations for some other things. This site uses cookies for ads that are not for personalization. I Will. It's a place where people share stories of how they made someone regret making a request, by actually fulfilling it, oftentimes way too literally. If there is such a thing as dark personal magic, then "malicious compliance" is surely one of its best and worst manifestations. Enter Malicious Compliance: I started getting very specific about completely false reasons. ', Chad never checked Steve's materials again. Company policy was to just pay whatever fines I needed to park and then turn in my receipts. Cue the malicious compliance. Just when it was getting good too. Sure, they almost always eat around a carrot or green pea, but they understand that it adds flavor.". When this employee found himself face to face with a manufacturing company that'd fallen under the unfortunate supervision of a crappy, power tripping manager he resorted to breaking out the "malicious compliance." Remember, multiple ton truck, this sh*t is heavy. Big H: ‘Yeah, we can’t drive over this. I told the kids 'If you really hate the taste of veggies, I'll make soup tomorrow, and you guys can make sure I only put stuff in you like.' As it is with apprenticeships, being the apprentice means a lot of hazing from the more senior members of a company. 'Not sure boss, you said to take all calls seriously!' Since you signed the liability contract, I’ll send you the invoice for everything.’, 80,000$ went to the company plus taxes and fees and the price of the actual lumber delivery. Thanks boss, I wouldn’t have been able to take those days off otherwise.” AeviDaudi, Another User Comments: I had to drive the four-wheeler back there every day to take care of them, and within a month halfway to the pen and my eyes would start watering it smelled so bad. r/MaliciousCompliance is kind of the chaotic neutral center of Reddit. Sam glares at me as I drive off into the... late morning sun.". Come fall when winter moved in we sold the pigs to slaughter, and dad stacked up a bunch of building supplies next to the pen and let the neighbors know we would be expanding the profitable operation in the spring. Easy work, though it gets a bit complicated on let’s say a busy day like a Friday evening. r-maliciouscompliance.com !’, TD: ‘I told you, the road is too dangerous for me to drive over.’, Strict General Contractor: ‘JUST GET THE GOD DAMN LUMBER HERE!!!!’. How had he been able to afford this? These folks were hostile from the get-go. Boss: 'OP can you please do follow up with, commissioning body, staff, and residents involved and write the report send it all directly to me please? I did see Wife and Entitled Dad head out of the restaurant for a bit, and Wife returned after a bit alone. Me, ‘Sorry, I have only about 10 minutes left on my shift and as I’ve been standing here guarding the spill I never got my second break. The brunet had a tight grip on Malfoy's robes and Malfoy was dangling over a drop far higher than what he'd fallen from months prior. But destroyed our car. It was a strange plot of land as it was very narrow, and was sandwiched between our back fence, and a busy county road. My supervisor begins constantly badgering me over the raise of my idle percent, about 10 to 12% higher now. ', Boss: 'Can you complete the Fire risk assessment?'. I’m just going to put a hold on any trash can notices for you.' Partner and I discussed this with them. The manager tossed his hands up in defeat and walked the 15 steps away to the nearest spill station and returned with supplies, that he promptly gave me to clean the spill myself. Best of all, we now have loyal listeners--IT professionals, miscellaneous geeks, and complete newbies that listen to some of our favorite stories of cybersecurity history on their drives to work, their treadmill runs, and during their late-night coding sessions. I felt sick on Wednesday, so needed to leave early. They completely freeze up for a few seconds, before responding in entertaining ways such as gasping for air or pointing their finger angrily, or just turning and walking away. Enjoy the rest of your day!’ She muttered a thank you and walked off, and my coworkers and customers had a little laugh about it. He figured the best thing to do was to move the deadline six months into the future, giving us all more than enough time to not only finish our work but keep improving on it, as an extra special ‘f*ck you’ to the people stressing out his students and messing with his course. I can’t even imagine how bad the smell was living in that house. Now BJ&H is located on the ninth floor of a commercial skyscraper deep in an industrial complex downtown. This also happened to my friend. 'They said with a check, we do still take checks for orders over $200 right?' He’s a Truck Driver (TD) and he works for Do What the Customer Says Inc. (DWtCS Inc.) which distributes contractor supplies. Take THAT.” CrazyCoKids, 3. If he says I am not a permanent employee then I am not bound to serve 3 months’ notice. Because of this, I rarely got complaints. 'Oh, uh...I guess notify us.' Table scraps make them smell BAD. It’s involved work, but it’s not hard work. No clue what they ended up selling their house for, but it sat empty for a while so I’d assume it was below offer.” jumboface, 14. I apologized for my behavior, and the meal went on like normal. What is this tactic you ask? TD calls his supervisor, Big H. TD: ‘Yeah it’s me. However, the boss deciding to be a  jerk and join in on the hazing said no, he would have to travel there by himself. It’s in the dead period, and there are a couple of hours at the start of my shift where I’m the only one in the front of the house, and my manager is in the back counting last shift’s cash. This Is What You Get Instead, 9. Yep. You must have at least one lowercase letter and either an uppercase, number or special character. I sat there calmly and the HR partner listened to him, his face turning red. 5. The car was a complete write off. You are right. As thick as I can? In this episode, you'll hear some great malicious compliance stories. Now please be sure to return your badge and card on the way out. Scammer: ‘Can you tell me where you lost your credit card?’ (I’m beginning to drool thinking of coffee), Me: ‘It must have been at Whitehouse Burgers. Manager, ‘Once you are done go back to the loading dock and start on your truck.’. I understand the logic here as a lawsuit would certainly cost much more than an hourly employee’s time standing next to a spill until it was cleaned up. Because I’ve been doing it for a while, I kept the delivery easy, so people knew I was joking and I had a BUNCH of material. The 2 Senior Managers who hired me resigned from the firm abruptly leaving me second in charge to Mr. Partner. They were also never confirmed so technically we were never permanent employees of Mr. As fate would have it, it took us 1 year to find alternate jobs, and I was the first one to leave. We tried to tell them that good chicken soup needs veggies to taste good, but they were being stubborn. We had built many additions and changed on the ranch over time as well. 35 Gray Root Makeovers That Glow Up Instead Of Cover Up, 31 Dogs Who Look Totally Different Before And After Visiting The Groomers, People Share Their "Putting A Bully In Their Place" Revenge Stories, People Share Their "White Hot" Tales Of Revenge, People Share Their "So Petty, It Hurts" Revenge Stories, People Share Their Small But Despicable Revenge Stories, © 2020Metaspoon. And a fried egg. ... "Kids are awesome at malicious compliance - but it is a two-way street. Also, being in the Meat Department, we had multiple cleaning stations all around. Bob and Harry meet me at the table. Statements that ‘They had all the money they needed to take us to court if we didn’t comply immediately!’) “My friend is educated as a carpenter, and this is a story from the time he was an apprentice. Oh well, next time! Learn how Metaspoon, Google and our partners collect and use data. Bob: You know what. I was hired as a manager in 2014 after working as a trainee student for 3.5 years in the same firm (I was required by law to complete the training to get my degree). On the internet, they call this ‘malicious compliance.’ That is, compliance that actually undermines the person who is demanding that you obey. Scammer: ‘Blah blah Visa credit card used for international purchases…’ (I don’t have a Visa), Scammer: ‘Yes Mam! You know, H2O?’ After that, the meal went relatively quietly. Chad is greeted by some very peculiarly angled shots of Steve's butthole. Never got a complaint.” ChicagoPaul2010 A security checkpoint had to be passed every trip in or out of the building. Computer: ‘Your credit card was used on eBay…blah blah spiel…’ Oh heck no you wake me up with this crap and tell me to push 1?! I grab the most important part of the delivery (the coffee) and head to the stairwell. 9. If there is such a thing as dark personal magic, then "malicious compliance" is surely one of its best and worst manifestations. 1 hour passed. we hope you enjoy… And a scrambled egg. It’s not so much “revenge” as it is, “I told you so and you wouldn’t listen so you get your just desserts. So without even speaking I retrieve the cheese, turn the dial to as high as it’ll go (and then back some cause the slicer turns itself off from the strain if you cut it too thick) and slice off that gold brick before placing it on the scale. I cleaned up the spill, played on my phone in the breakroom for a bit, and clocked out with a smile on my face. I've told my female co-workers if they're in a hurry and need a tampon they're welcome to just open my locker (when it's unlocked and I'm in the office) and take one, no problem. As well as some dismembered citrus.’. I’ll Have A Super Extra Bagel, Thanks. This website is estimated worth of $ 8.95 and have a daily income of around $ 0.15. They were not willing to do that. ‘Good evening ma’m. I pushed 1. Gotta Obey It Too, Then, 4. I later found out dad was using the time to save up some money since he figured he would have to move the fence and that was expensive, and he hoped maybe the neighbor would not push it that far and come to work with him rather than go to all that cost. This when on for a few minutes but the manager was not budging so I conceded. Three waters. My friend’s father was pissed off about the hazing, and when they wouldn’t give my friend a ride, his father had had enough. I found, by far, the most expensive item on their breakfast menu, but I did absolutely make sure there was no doubt this item was in the breakfast section. You basically had to gamble. However, due to being squeezed so tightly, my elbow kept being pushed lightly into this guy’s side every time the train braked, and I had nowhere to move because we were all crammed so tightly. Is everything ok with my pictures? We didn’t have any big projects going that I knew about, and I kept asking him what it was for, but he just told me to wait and see with a devilish smile on his face. After they decide to give me a written verbal warning, I become the MOST efficient truck no-idler in our branch. Bob: Here is your employee badge, your -PARKING PERMIT- and your elevator key card. Around this time I was bored out of my mind, but then I heard a call over the intercom system that made it so much more worth it. I start singing the Schoolhouse Rock song. Ok, No More Ms. Fun Server, 6. Turns out the family dog had a vet visit and the kids were worried. 'Gambling Addiction Counseling. I got viral pink eye (couldn’t take antibiotics for it) so I called in 2 days in a row telling him I couldn’t come in like this. I asked what the point was because my coworkers would see someone reaching into a 'crackers/pop tarts, etc' box and taking out a tampon instead of food anyway. September 2019. Me: ‘Hullo?’ (very groggy someone better be dead…). So they could hear me say to them. I’ve been here a while now.’ He glanced down at the puddle next to me and I thought he was going to explode. A big guy with a duffel bag took my place and stood next to him, and I could see the guy being bumped and elbowed, again. Some didn’t really pay attention (especially when paying,) so it went over their heads. I have worked in my job for a long time now. So, I try the lobby. Specifically, he decided the best way to get back at a manager who seemed bent on making his life so miserable that he'd quit a job he previously loved, was to simply not work as hard. So there are a total of six guest parking spaces. But I just turned 90 degrees to the right and went to another table, where I dropped the act and went back to being me. Normally it isn’t busy and most of the customers are friendly but there’s always that one old lady who has a vendetta with anyone behind the counter. well... crud. Our partners will collect data and use cookies for ad personalization and measurement. Petty and easily frustrated, my mother knew immediately who called since the couple had come over and told her flat out with their renovations, they were selling that house for ‘way more any other house and this neighborhood’ and would appreciate it if she respected that by keeping her property on par. Which isn't much but still really annoying with how much more business we've been getting, again for obvious reasons. We built a pen and a small enclosure very near our back property line, directly behind the neighbor’s new shiny house. Malfoy's pain was quite amusing." parking was non-existent. Your Whole Family Likes My Humor Except You? “This story is from a buddy of mine who works as a deliveryman for large loads of construction supplies. Hope You Have Big Pockets. She wrote about 1/4 of their ridiculous asking price on it and finished off with a big SOLD written across the front and stuck it out in our yard. Our first introduction was this legal demand. Gotta Obey It Too, Then. Sam looks on in utter fury as I ride the elevator down to my car. At this point, the kids were upset and Wife was furious. But they didn’t tell us we needed $20s and $10s. These folks reluctantly follow the rules but they certainly do it on their own terms. My boss is never available for help and hardly on site. The town was laid out in the classic grid pattern off the main highway. Don’t make holes in your sinking ship kids, jump out of it.” TheSoloGamer, 2. You Got It, Lady. I am a Chartered Accountant/CPA and got a breakthrough in one of the largest accountancy firms in the world. If I came across a spill there was no telling how long I would have to wait around for another employee to come by because there was literally nobody else working in or around my area. As far as he was concerned, it’s his course, he knows us all well enough to smell bullsh*t excuses, his say should be good enough to grant an extension. I worked the evening shift in the Meat Department and most days I was the only person in my department. I was neutral every time I stopped by their table, then went right back to being fun around the other two. The next day, I get the pot filled with water, all the typical soup ingredients out, and gathered the kids. If you were productive and drilled so many feet, you get good wages. It was common for companies or other entities to place large catering orders with us. So I replied, asking, in that case, to change my order. Server Uses Malicious Compliance to Show Customer How Rude He's Being Rude Customer Gets Instant Karma From Spiteful Cashier Over Christmas Ornament Uber Driver Gets Back at Nasty Passenger By Following Her Directions to a 'T' About 10 minutes later, after I assumed she went to harass the meat department and whoever else before going to the customer service center, the store manager head honcho and total bro, came back to the deli and asked what happened. As I recall, you found my behavior’ annoying to you and your family.’ Join and Subscribe for more videos! Big H gets to the scene. Best of all, we now have loyal listeners--IT professionals, miscellaneous geeks, and complete newbies that listen to some of our favorite stories of cybersecurity history on their drives to work, their treadmill runs, and during their late-night coding sessions. So we got free dinner for everyone working that night as well as another message in the group chat app simply saying 'in regards to my last message, please just use good judgment when taking orders. I love Harry and Hermione in your story. This Is What You Get Instead. It took all afternoon and traffic was detoured around the block. Hey, that would be swell, Alan. 1. - 07:15:21 PM, 10. “A few years ago, I was in the process of getting my Master’s degree. Eric Z. Gasa. No Thanks. He offered to get all of them together and see what options they had for dealing with the offset issue. I put in 2 weeks since I wanted to finish all my jobs in hand which was crucial for me, both ethically and ensuring I stay on good terms with these rich people. He comes back out a few minutes later, absolutely giddy. Except for this one customer, Entitled Dad. 2 clients left immediately after they got to know about my departure. The engine is sputtering as it overtakes the truck and gives up. My kids can be picky eaters at times. Boss: 'Well you do take on a lot of extra work that you don't need to a lot of this work is managers' jobs. There was only one major assignment left at this point – the thesis. Share to Twitter Share to Facebook Share to Pinterest. Getting revenge is as juicy as a Georgia peach, and hearing about it tastes just as sweet. 'How are they paying for this?' Our store is in a college town, and everyone is bored as heck right now for obvious reasons. Apparently, this made that Native American granny's week, because she went all out and really taught him quite a lot. There it was written that after confirmation (emphasis on after), the notice period to serve after handing in your resignation is to be not less than 6 months otherwise amount equal to short number of days of salary will be deducted. My supervisor began constantly badgering me over the raise of my idle percent, about 10-12% higher now. Furthermore the website is monetizing from Google Adsense. So by the time the boss finishes the call and cancels the order on the computer, there are already five XL pepperoni pizzas in the oven. Chicken - yes, salt - yes, black pepper - no (gross, too spicy), celery - no (I can't even stand the smell), onions - NO!!! Today is the day you get to share your favorite stories involving masterminded plots and cunningly crafted ploys of vengeance. Our back fence line was almost 5 acres long, so it would have shaved an acre long line off is all, and that was wooded land that was not good pasture land anyway. I was using them, I calmly explained through gritted teeth. Dad insisted on feeding those hogs table scraps and all the things that would go in the composter, as well as some well-balanced hog feed to keep them healthy. Intended as an equalizer and liberator, malicious compliance traps the malicious complier in a conflicted cycle of self-damaging, self-diminishing vengeance that is supposed to heal. Big H told his supervisor he’ll only accept if Strict General Contractor signs a liability contract. Second twit comes in and pays for a $0.50 cookie with a $50. Eventually, the word spread among my group of friends, and quite a few of them- who as immigrants, or even just people who speak a second language, occasionally also get told this- are always chomping at the bit to get their chance to use this response. It was my job to make everything but the baked goods. Meanwhile, other employees have started actually making the ridiculous order not noticing anything weird about it. That's One Way To Convince Kids To Eat Veggies! 6. One night a table comes in and everyone orders a pound of wings. At the same time, he was pressurized by senior partners to hire a senior manager despite my good performance (my annual increment finalized by HR based on performance was 35% after I helped the firm secure A+ rating in annual internal audit). Four Creamers. Instantly, Wife and his kids looked right at him. The following story is written by retroinferno! He looked up the Native American tribe whose tribe was originally on the land where he lives, went to the tribe's cultural center, told the elderly grandma working there he was tired of being told to speak English in America and had her teach him how to say 'White person/outsider/non-native' in the language as well as some other curse words and whatnot. I was able to fetch them without losing sight of the spill.’, Manager, ‘That’s not how we do things! From there it's nine flights of stairs until I am outside the law firm of Bob, James, and Harry. Doing his apprenticeship, the company got an order for some work to do in a bigger city, a 2-hour drive away. It so happens to be Bob, the Bob of Bob, James and Harry's. Unfortunately, I just so happened to be the only person behind the counter. About a month ago, he was on a job for Strict General Contractor to deliver lumber for a housing development being built on marshy land. me. My grandfather lived on the main street in a small farming town of a few thousand. ... It’s been a bit since I pulled a malicious compliance story. Partner and handed my resignation with 2 weeks of notice. Harry, hire this boy. Plus the mental peace… Those 2 years were hell for me but the satisfaction of this malicious compliance was only topped by the fact that I also met my now wife in that office and we are now as happy as a human could be…. That was two days ago, and I saw the male co-worker open my locker (trying to be sneaky) and he paled when he read the box, got all angry, and I received an email from my boss that my cover 'wasn't funny' and that I need to take it down. Hint: The password should be at least 8 characters long. This being the Food Service industry, where Customer is King, my manager caved like wet tissue paper and personally brought the dessert. Apparently, one of the guys at the table complained that it was 'obvious' that he didn't get a pound, because it would be a huge coincidence if everyone's pounds led to the same number of wings on each plate. TD: ‘Yes, Strict General Contractor, this is TD from DWtCS Inc. and your access road is too wet and dilapidated for me to deliver the lumber in, your guys have to come out and get it in either separate trailers or by hand.’, Strict General Contractor:’ I can’t do that, we’re on a tight schedule. At the time of this story, the miners were getting paid by the foot. I head back up to talk to Sam, when I see an open parking spot reserved for Bob, James, and Harry, Attorneys at Law. It was a pound and a half. So he devised a plan. Ok, You Get Exactly 60 Seconds, 8. I caught his eye as he glared at me and I smiled back sweetly at him. ‘OP is obnoxious, makes stuff up (important for later), and won’t stop talking. I know my dad reached out a couple more times to the neighbor before things went to court too. I place it in the machine in his station. Seven sweet sweet elevator rides later, all the food is delivered. Me: ‘Lastly, your dihydrogen monoxide, in its solid and liquid forms.’. “I live in London where the underground is pretty busy during rush hour. Good on you Steve.". Be careful what you wish for has never sounded truer after reading a popular subreddit, Malicious Compliance. He isn't an employee so he isn't parking! Don’t Stand Next To You On A Crowded Train? Don’t Want To Play By The Rules? He shoves the door. After they decide to give me a written verbal warning, I become the MOST efficient truck no-idler in our branch. I had a meeting with my boss after an incident at work where someone tried to assault me, I told my boss I didn't feel supported by her after it had happened as she wasn't present and didn't manage it well afterward. Enter Mr. K. He was a snobby little bastard who viewed me as his competitor and immediately started to down trode me in a very passive-aggressive manner. Boss will often ask me to do her work for her to save her coming in which I have never minded doing up until recently. The very next weekend after they had moved into their house, Dad rousted me out of bed and we took the big truck into town to the lumber yard. “I work in a grocery store deli. The service road for project X is dilapidated and if I crossed it, it would bury me and the truck in. Random Tuesday Dentist appointment? Strict General Contractor: ‘There is no problem with the god damn road. When I brought them their drinks, I made sure to be as humourous as I could. I brought them the bill, with the usual joke of ‘Cash, card, and firstborn children up at the front whenever you’re ready.’And even Wife joked back,’Guess Kid One is doing the dishes!’ One thing they changed was how extensions were determined for assignments. People Share Their Stories Of “You Get What You Ask For” Revenge. Entitled Dad, however, looks a sour as the lemon slices. He runs over and starts shouting at me. I lost my sh*t but I knew he could bend me over since it’s as per agreement. Well, it wipes out our tills when they raise a fuss and eventually customers called corporate. Wednesday is pickup day, and I was doing my weekly cleaning. It was the start of my shift, so I was still in a really good mood. So this is a story of unwritten rules. Because many of those applying still have jobs, we sometimes do interviews very early or very late in the day. ', 'I'm sorry ma'am, we can only go up to one extra and double each topping', 'Hmmmm ok then. Partner or Mr. K could do about it. He tossed my write up and I’m guessing talked to the super because I never heard a word about idle time again and I quit caring about it. This is all fine, except Chad lets everyone else through without any sort of inspection. Company Tries To Make an Employee So Miserable That He Quits, Instead He Resorts To "Malicious Compliance" Featured 03/21/2020 in Funny Sometimes the best way to get back at a bad boss is to not work as hard and let them pick up the pieces. I hear we have a problem with the service road?’. Don’t Want To Play By The Rules? So every trip in or out, not only was Steve made to dump the entire contents of his backpack out on the table and go through it, Chad required Steve to show him the last five pictures taken on his phone 'to prove he wasn't stealing secrets.'. I Will, 5. “This just happened about 20 or so minutes ago. I go to 4 of my other colleagues who also worked for Mr. The higher-ups were in the process of trying to change how everything worked, basically making it much tougher on the students and a lot more bureaucratic. Him: ‘Well every time you elbow me I’m going to shove you away. 'Testicular Cancer Screening.'. darn.’, Scammer: (practically bouncing off his chair) ‘Yes Mam! This meeting would require roughly $700 of bagels and bagel accessories. I mean BAAAAAAD. So I read this six weeks ago and decided to reread it soon. Fast forward to about a month later. Ok, We Will Too. Read on for some tasty malicious compliance, sure to wet your whistle and make you giggle. 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